SINGAPORE β A local man has stunned economists after successfully proving that his $220,000 car is actually cheaper than a plate of cai fan, using what experts are calling "advanced Man Mathematics".
Marketing executive Tan Lee Sing, 28, unveiled his calculations after his wife questioned why he had purchased a luxury SUV despite repeatedly saying money was tight.
"People always ask how much on-the-road," Tan explained. "Like dat is wrong already."
Instead, he demonstrated his proprietary formula.
"$220,000 divided over ten years is only $22,000 a year."
"Divide by twelve months, that's about $1,833."
"Thirty days? Around $61."
"And then, divide by the two hours I'm actually in the car each day."
"That's only $30 an hour!" he said as he pointed an index finger to his head, giving a smug look.
He then pointed to his usual lunchtime meal.
"My cai fan costs $6.50 and I only eat it in fifteen minutes."
"That's $26 an hour."
"So technically..."
"...the car is cheaper than cai fan."
Following the discovery, several luxury retailers have begun advertising products using Man Math pricing.
One sports car showroom now displays a $480,000 coupe with a sign reading:
"Only $54 per hour if enjoyed for ten years."
A luxury watch boutique has replaced all price tags with:
"Just 32 cents per minute of happiness."
Meanwhile, property agents are reportedly exploring whether a $2.3 million condominium can be marketed as "less than the price of two McSpicy Meals per waking hour."
At press time, Tan had been overheard explaining that his next upgrade: a $180,000 sports coupe.
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