FLOP takes your privacy seriously. This policy explains what data we collect, how we use it, and your rights regarding that data.

Data We Collect

If you subscribe to our newsletter, we collect your email address and first name. We use this to send you the FLOP Weekly Briefing and nothing else. We do not sell your data. We do not share your data. We barely have a database.

Cookies

We use cookies for basic analytics to understand how many people read our satirical news. We do not use third-party advertising cookies. The cookie that matters most at FLOP is the one you eat at the coffee shop while reading us on your phone.

Your Rights

You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal data at any time. To do so, contact us at the address on the Contact page. We will respond within 14 working days, unlike some institutions we could name.