INGAPORE โ Local resident Lim Ah Seng experienced "the longest eight seconds of his life" on Sunday after being cornered by a random five-year-old who handed him a Father's Day card before wrapping him in a heartfelt hug.
According to onlookers, Lim immediately froze.
"At first I thought maybe wrong person," said the visibly shaken 43-year-old. "Then I started thinking when was the last time i baby shark someone."
"He looked like he was trying to remember every woman he show his Mr. Golden Sun to since the year 2000," said Chio Lao Shi, the teacher in charge of the project.
The teacher clarified that the children had been instructed to distribute their handmade creations as part of a community engagement activity and that Lim was not, in fact, the father of the child.
Residents noted that approximately forty additional kindergarteners were standing nearby awaiting deployment.
"It was an arts project," explained the teacher. "We wanted the children to spread joy. Scarli we spread fear instead lol"
Several nearby men reportedly began walking away quickly upon hearing this.
One resident described the scene as "kia si lang", especially those with girlfriends, particularly worried they might get the wrong idea.
Another said he observed at least three uncles pretending to receive urgent phone calls after spotting children approaching with cards in hand.
๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ - ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง๐ค ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ!
๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ, ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง๐ค ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง'๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐๐ซ๐ฌ!
As for those who have yet become fathers...keep on baby shark-ing! Diu diu diu diu!