SINGAPORE — In what party leaders are calling a bold step towards embracing a wider diversity of views, the People's Action Party (PAP) has announced the formation of its own internal Opposition Unit, allowing members to argue with themselves before anyone else gets the chance.

The announcement follows recent remarks encouraging a broader range of perspectives within the party.

"Singaporeans have said they want more diverse opinions," explained party spokesperson Lai Sio Pak. "We heard them. So we decided to provide them ourselves."

The new unit, officially known as the Alternative Review & Governance Unit (ARGU), will consist of specially trained PAP members whose primary role is to ask only opposing questions.

"They are authorised to say things like, 'Minister, with respect...' or 'Some Singaporeans may have concerns...'," explained Lai.

"But after approximately three follow-up questions, they must nod thoughtfully and say, 'Thank you, Minister, but we will still disagree.’”

According to internal training materials seen by FLOP, members undergo an intensive six-week programme covering advanced techniques including:

  • Raising an eyebrow respectfully.

  • Looking unconvinced without actually being unconvinced.

  • Saying “I’m just playing devil's advocate" before every sentence.

  • Asking "Could there be another way?" in three official languages.

The programme reportedly culminates in a final examination where candidates must convincingly disagree with a proposal for at least seven minutes.

Party insiders say the move is expected to improve policy robustness while significantly reducing the workload of external critics.

"It’s very easy work. Whatever the policy, just say it’s too little, too late. Or say it could be better,” said comrade Suan Chee Juan. “If it’s about increasing of prices, wah seh - easy lah. Vehemently disagree no matter what!”

To ensure authenticity, the Opposition Unit will occupy offices directly opposite the main committee room.

"They'll have different coloured lanyards too," another official confirmed. "Otherwise people might get confused."

Young PAP members reportedly welcomed the initiative.

"I've always wanted to challenge conventional thinking," said YPAP member Junior bin Senior. “Now no need to join opposition liao.”

Political analysts believe Singapore could soon become the first country where the government and opposition both complain that the government isn't listening at the same time.