The CEO of the Jurong Institution Association of Organisation (JIAO) is seeking the legendary Dr. Chee Soon Juan. Having survived 20 years in leadership position, even after having lost every one of them and still remaining the leader, the good gentleman is highly qualified to lead this course.
Dr. Chee is sought to host the inaugural executive masterclass: Office Dark Arts: Becoming Organisationally Immortal.
According to JIAO, the seminar was conceived after executives realised that traditional management courses such as Teamwork, Collaboration, and Building Trust had produced disappointing results.
The association believes the good opposition leader possesses decades of practical experience in organisational resilience and hopes he can distil his methods into a two-day executive workshop.
Among the proposed modules are:
* Strategic Knowledge Hoarding
* Initiating And Preventing Hostile Takeovers
* How To Become 'Permanent Secretary (General)' Of Absolutely Anything
* Stopping Leadership Challenges Before They Become Leadership Challenges
* Becoming Too Expensive To Replace
* Creating Processes That Nobody Else Understands
* Building An Organisation That Cannot Function While You're On Leave
The course is particularly useful to all who are suffering leadership challenges from within the Party.
JIAO confirmed that every participant who completes the programme will receive a prestigious Certified Hentak Kaki certificate, embossed in gold foil and demonstrates you’re not going anywhere.
If anyone knows Dr. Chee, please reach out.