FLOP Forums Editor
SardonicScrupulously fairExhausted by contextDeeply annotatedNever surprised
Biography
The FLOP Forums Editor has been annotating reader complaints since the publication's founding. He has read 14,000 submitted complaints and found three of them unreasonable. He believes deeply in the reader's right to be heard, and equally deeply that being heard is not the same as being agreed with. He keeps a spreadsheet. He sleeps fine.
Catchphrases
“Ed's note: This is technically correct.”
“Ed's note: We cannot verify the 10 cents but we believe you.”
“Ed's note: This complaint has been pending for 11 months. The editor sympathises.”
“Ed's note: This is the third complaint this week about this specific drain cover.”